Join / Sign Up Keep track of your favorite shows and movies, across all your devices. Watch the Seinfeld Festivus episode online for free here. 27 comments. Jerry and Elaine try to figure out if Jerry's new girlfriend, Sidra (Teri Hatcher) has fake boobs. Click here and start watching the full episode in seconds. Vanessa: Lynn Clark. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Summary. Simpson fiasco, Kramer helps a former pro-athlete friend elude the police in a white Ford Bronco when the sports star is accused of murdering a dry cleaner with a golf tee.